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By rescuing perfectly edible produce from going to waste.
I laughed at the time but he wasn’t joking.
Around 30% of produce grown is either rejected or left on the farm simply because it doesn’t meet cosmetic standards.
Who knew fruit and veg had to win a beauty pageant just to make it to your plate?
But often, the most common reason is excess supply.
The two main supermarkets are the main buyers and have a monopoly. They use “non-binding” supply agreements with farmers, forecasting higher volumes while rejecting roughly 30% for “cosmetic reasons”.
This floods the secondary market, forcing prices down at the expense of the farmer. Because no one else can handle that much load, in the end most of this excess supply ends up being dumped.
Supermarkets are smart, huge corporations that try to pull the wool over your eyes. We’re de-bunking their myths.
These programs rescue less than 5% of the waste created. The irony is that they are the ones causing the problem. They could stop it but are saving too much money having it be this way.
Many have experienced this, but if they speak out they risk losing their biggest (and in most cases) only customer.
While a small segment of customers are picky, it doesn’t explain the massive waste problem in our food system.
Supermarkets only buy in "preferred" medium sizes. We go with what nature gives us. Small? You get extra pieces. Big? You get the count you ordered.
Shop nowWe’d love to go lower, but we cover costs like paying farmers, delivery from the farm, processing out the bad ones, packing, and delivering straight to you. With us you’re saving time whilst supporting a great cause!
Farmers Get in touchWe’re going to make mistakes on this journey, but hopefully over time we can prove to you that our hearts are in the right place.
And in these early stages Funky might not be ticking all your boxes just yet, but you're supporting us because you believe in what we’re trying to do, for this, we are truly grateful - it would not be possible without you ❤️
Thank you 🙏
Kamran - Founder
Me and mum in the warehouse