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We rescue fresh produce that would otherwise go to waste because it doesn’t meet retailers' cosmetic standards.
We’re the underdogs here to build a grocery store with a soul that you can be proud of :)
Unfortunately you can’t. However straight after ordering you can cancel your subscription. The Funky experience is one of ultra convenience. If you just go with the flow and subscribe, you’ll see how addictively convenient it can be. Set and forget. Tweak it slightly here and there. So flow!
Absolutely! We grab it straight from Aussie farms and get it to your doorstep quicker than your local supermarket. It might look a bit funky, but it’s crisp, juicy, and ready to eat.
You bet! You can create a fully custom box and add anything you like. Minimum spend $40 :)
We don’t have fruit only or veg only boxes, but you can customise your own. All fruit, all veg, or somewhere in between :)
We deliver to most of Southeast QLD, NSW, ACT, and VIC. Check if we deliver to you here.
Unfortunately not yet. We batch suburb delivery days together to minimise carbon emissions and keep costs low. We plan on offering a 2nd delivery day soon :)
Sadly you can't. Your box will arrive before 6:30pm on your delivery day. Don’t worry if you’re not home - it’s packaged to keep fresh for up to 12 hours outside.
Unfortunately not anymore, there wasn’t enough demand for us to do it efficiently.
No worries - we're the only fully custom rescued produce provider. You can build a custom box and pick exactly what goes in it! Or you can exclude up to 4 items from your variety box.
Absolutely! We pick up empty boxes and packaging (including foil liners and ice packs) and reuse them where possible.
Of course! Create an account using the same email address as your order to edit your subscription via the account portal.
Any questions?
Text or call us on 0439 244 571
We're here 8am to 10pm every day :)
Or email: contact@funkyfood.com.au
By rescuing perfectly edible produce from going to waste.
I laughed at the time but he wasn’t joking.
Around 30% of produce grown is either rejected or left on the farm simply because it doesn’t meet cosmetic standards.
Who knew fruit and veg had to win a beauty pageant just to make it to your plate?
But often, the most common reason is excess supply.
The two main supermarkets are the main buyers and have a monopoly. They use “non-binding” supply agreements with farmers, forecasting higher volumes while rejecting roughly 30% for “cosmetic reasons”.
This floods the secondary market, forcing prices down at the expense of the farmer. Because no one else can handle that much load, in the end most of this excess supply ends up being dumped.
Supermarkets are smart, huge corporations that try to pull the wool over your eyes. We’re de-bunking their myths.
These programs rescue less than 5% of the waste created. The irony is that they are the ones causing the problem. They could stop it but are saving too much money having it be this way.
Many have experienced this, but if they speak out they risk losing their biggest (and in most cases) only customer.
While a small segment of customers are picky, it doesn’t explain the massive waste problem in our food system.
Supermarkets only buy in "preferred" medium sizes. We go with what nature gives us. Small? You get extra pieces. Big? You get the count you ordered.
Shop nowWe’d love to go lower, but we cover costs like paying farmers, delivery from the farm, processing out the bad ones, packing, and delivering straight to you. With us you’re saving time whilst supporting a great cause!
Farmers Get in touchWe’re going to make mistakes on this journey, but hopefully over time we can prove to you that our hearts are in the right place.
And in these early stages Funky might not be ticking all your boxes just yet, but you're supporting us because you believe in what we’re trying to do, for this, we are truly grateful - it would not be possible without you ❤️
Thank you 🙏
Kamran - Founder
Me and mum in the warehouse
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