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We rescue fresh produce that would otherwise go to waste because it doesn’t meet retailers' cosmetic standards.
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Unfortunately you can’t. However straight after ordering you can cancel your subscription. The Funky experience is one of ultra convenience. If you just go with the flow and subscribe, you’ll see how addictively convenient it can be. Set and forget. Tweak it slightly here and there. So flow!
Absolutely! We grab it straight from Aussie farms and get it to your doorstep quicker than your local supermarket. It might look a bit funky, but it’s crisp, juicy, and ready to eat.
You bet! You can create a fully custom box and add anything you like. Minimum spend $40 :)
We don’t have fruit only or veg only boxes, but you can customise your own. All fruit, all veg, or somewhere in between :)
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No worries - we're the only fully custom rescued produce provider. You can build a custom box and pick exactly what goes in it! Or you can exclude up to 4 items from your variety box.
Absolutely! We pick up empty boxes and packaging (including foil liners and ice packs) and reuse them where possible.
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Right now, Funky Food doesn’t offer fish or seafood by choice. Seafood requires same-day processing and very strict cold-chain handling to maintain quality and safety. Offering it across QLD, NSW, and VIC without increasing waste or compromising freshness isn’t something we’re comfortable doing yet. Rather than offering fish “just because,” we’ve chosen to focus on what we do best: rescuing fresh fruit and veg, supporting Aussie farmers, and delivering great-value produce and meat with minimal waste. If there’s ever a way to offer seafood that meets our standards for quality, sustainability, and value, we’ll absolutely explore it 🧡
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Last updated: Wed 30, 2025
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Published on: Tue 29 Apr, 2025
They told her she was "just being picky"… until she uncovered what supermarkets really do with perfectly good food.
Meet Emma – a full-time mum who accidentally uncovered a multi-billion-dollar food industry secret hiding in plain sight.

"I was paying more for groceries than ever before, and still throwing out food every week" she says.
Then she discovered the truth:
Supermarkets are rejecting thousands of kilos of fresh, locally-grown produce.
Not because it's bad. But because it's "too ugly" for the shelves.
Can you believe that? Too ugly?!
🥒 Slightly bent cucumbers. 🥕 Oversized carrots. 🍌 Bananas with minor blemishes.
All binned.
While families like Emma's are forking out hundreds for overpriced, overpackaged produce.
"I thought I was doing everything right"
“Meal planning, bulk buying, avoiding takeaway,” Emma says.
But still…
Every week – she'd open the fridge and find wilted spinach, shriveled beans, or bananas gone brown.
Wasted food. Wasted money. And a whole lot of guilt.
Then she uncovered the shocking reason why:
The Dirty Secret Supermarkets Don't Want You to Know
Supermarkets throw away thousands of kilos of fresh Aussie produce every single week.
Thousands of kilos.
Every. Single. Week.
Why?
Not because it's expired. Not because it’s unsafe to eat.
But because it's not "pretty" enough for their shelves.
Bent zucchinis. Twisted carrots. Apples with freckles.
Perfectly edible. Completely nutritious.
But deemed "too ugly" to sell.

"The real reason behind this massive waste isn't just about looks," Emma discovered.
"Supermarkets deliberately over-order from farmers, then reject a portion to flood the market and keep prices down. This hurts farmers financially and creates tons of unnecessary waste."
Meanwhile, families like Emma's were paying premium prices for shrink-wrapped perfection.
And tossing half of it away.
That's when Emma found Funky Food. And everything changed overnight.
"We've saved over $1,200 this year. The food is fresher, tastier, and we waste almost nothing. I'm never going back."

🍓 Fresh, "imperfect" produce rescued from going to waste
Funky Food partners directly with farmers to rescue produce that would otherwise be rejected by supermarkets for purely cosmetic reasons.
Find out if they deliver to your door
📦 Delivered to your door in fully customizable boxes
Unlike other subscription boxes, Funky Food lets you choose exactly what goes in your box.
"Don't like eggplant? Remove it with one tap."
"Need extra apples for the kids' lunches? Add them instantly."
"Want to try something new? Browse our seasonal specials."
💰 At 30% less than supermarket prices
Because Funky Food buys directly from farmers and cuts out the middleman, you save up to 30% compared to supermarket prices.
"I was skeptical at first, but the quality is amazing. Everything is so fresh – much fresher than what I was getting at the supermarket. And I'm saving about $40 a week!" – Renee G.
"The customization is what sold me. I have three picky eaters at home, and with Funky Food, I only get what we'll actually use. No more waste!" – Kathleen S.
"I love that my money is going to support farmers directly instead of the big supermarket chains. Plus, my kids think the 'funky' shaped veggies are hilarious!" – Michael T.

When you buy produce from supermarkets, it follows a long journey:
Farm → Regional Packing House → Distribution Centre → Supermarket → Your home.
That can take 7-14 days.
With Funky Food, the route is simple:
Farm → Warehouse → Your home.
In most cases they pack and deliver within 24 hours.
That means your produce is fresher, lasts longer, and tastes better.

A Funky Food box typically includes:
• A variety of seasonal vegetables
• Fresh fruits
• Optional add-ons like herbs, eggs, or specialty items
And remember – you can customize every single item!
"It's wild… I'm spending less, eating better, and saving food from going to waste" says Emma.
Explore it yourself
Every Funky Food box you order helps:
• Rescue 5kg - 14kg of produce from being wasted
• Reduce CO2 emissions from food waste
• Support sustainable farming practices
• Cut down on unnecessary packaging
Thousands of Aussie households are now ditching the big chains and making the smartest switch of 2025.
Ready to join the food rescue revolution?
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