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Dumped or left to rot for not being pretty enough

Dumped if rejected or left to rot on the field for not being pretty enough

Because people are picky and

Supermarkets demand perfect

Because people are picky & Supermarkets demand perfect

Most are barely different. Juicing, canning or jam products only rescue ~10%

Juicing, canning or jam products only rescue ~10%

Would you eat them?

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Pick a seasonal variety box

Mix of Funky fruit & veg picked by us weekly - blacklist up to 3 items

Mix of seasonal Funky fruit & veg picked by us

Or mix and match your faves

Or select your own

Cosmetically Funky but farm to door fresh

Cosmetically Funky but farm to door fresh

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Eat Funky

Eat Proud ❤️

Eat Funky. Eat Proud ❤️

We also cook food 👩‍🍳

Cooked 24h prior delivery, lasts 6 days, organic meats, funky veg - Learn more

Cooked 24h prior delivery - Learn more

$29 minimum order

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Since then custom orders, multiple locations & meals

Since then custom orders, multiple locations...

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